What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Dr No

What are some sex stories from your college days?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!